This cheeky little page-keeper features a hilariously unimpressed Jesus who looks like He’d much rather be anywhere else than stuck inside your spicy romance novel. Measuring 4" x 2" (without the tassel), this black-and-white bookmark is topped with a vintage black tassel that gives it just the right touch of elegance. Equal parts sacred and scandalous, this bookmark is perfect for readers who like their smut with a side of divine side-eye.
📏 Measures 4 inches long (not including tassel) x just under 2 inches wide – slim 1/16 of an inch, sturdy acrylic, and just the right size to slip into your spicy reads.
🖤 Classic black-and-white design with a vintage tassel for a touch of elegance.
😇 Equal parts classy and sassy – Jesus will keep your page while giving you eternal side-eye.
Because dog-earing your pages are a bigger sin than whatever’s happening in Chapter 12.





